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Updated August 2008 - latest news
Miss Zoe Zane on Howard Stern
Cake Farting Girl Sep 15, 2008 8:30 ET
Zoe Zane Cake Farts in Live Cam Shows
Zoe, who is your new manager?
My manager
Mr S. is on top of all the new trends for shock fetish.
He is promoting my sites and career. On the Howard Stern Show I will have get sploshed with creams pies on my naked boobs. I'm the pioneer for cake farts on the Internet. I will fart on a cake for millions on Sirius Satellite Radio. Farting on a cake is becoming a huge fetish. It is so funny and makes everyone laugh. Now everyone is plagiarizing and copying my idea. WooHooooo---
eek a cake fart.....poof poof poof
The mature cougar woman: I'm writing an article for the older woman and younger man for San Francisco Eros-Guide. Dump the age thang and get it on. Age is none of our business and let's make la la with each other. My hilarious come backs to all that negative flack about being mature.
Zoe tell us about yourself. I'm a over 50 housewife who had 7 kids by one man. I was once married to a Mormon bishop-seminary teacher in Utah. I divorced his ungrateful ass and shit hit the fan. I told myself this whole church thang is not working.
SO, I went wild, turning 180 degrees to sex. I found younger man/bad boy and headed for Las Vegas. I love Vegas where I turned my sex on full blast as a phone sex girl in the swinging lifestyle. I meet a full time dom that mentored me and I indulged myself in fetish-domination fantasies and role plays. AS I gained more confidence in myself, I started my own business as director- produce-actress in amateur porn
2000-2008 Inzane Productions, my homemade porn with wild amateur housewife friends. One of my best friends is SexyMissLizz aka "Queen Of Farts".
We are known for our crazy road trips in American. KittyFoxx the most famous mature granny porn star in the 21st Century discovered me fucking around at swing club VegasRedRoosterSwingClub.
We did lots video and Internet content together. We are famous for our two granny gang bangs at her sex house in Las Vegas. Older is Bolder "Aged to Perfection" adult series with Totally Tastless producer Eddie Daroo
Now, I have my personal studio, lights and cameras and many willing hands to make it all happen. It takes a lot of patience to produce 30 minutes of amateur porn. Whew. My talents have evolved as a shock fetish artist-comedian.
I can make you cum and laugh from my live cam broadcasts. Saturday 9 AM PST (weekly live cam show - subject to change)
What is your philosophy on making your homemade amateur adult videos? When I do a content or video shoot, I create an environment where people can be themselve. I encourage people to let go with my infectious personality.
You can apply here. I am the One and Only Funny Sex Cam on the Net
"Silly Stupid Sexy"
GET N A S T I F I E D
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"Sofa King We-todd-id" What are you stats? Tall dancers legs 5'7" and 125 lbs. 38D-24-36 with brazen blonde hair and hazel eyes.
My astrological sign is Aquarius. Born January 27, 1947 in South San Francisco, California
In your own opinion, what is your best feature?
My funny quick, mind for improv and big smile.
Credits: Penthouse photographer Lorraine, OVER50 Magazine 2006
Yes, Lorraine, a Penthouse photographer saw me bouncing around at LA Adult Con and asked me to do photos for a skin magazine.
His wife, Taylor Wane, has the cutest English accent. Lorraine got really turned on when I flashed my pink at both of them in their studio. A little secret, I like men to take pics of me.
Aunt Judys: you can see me get naughty in this MILF membership
Glory Hole City Girl 2004-2005 www.gloryholecity.com I'm a glory hole city girl 2004-2005. My first image shoot was accidental with the web masters from Glory Hole City in Las Vegas 2004-2005. It just happened, we all hit it off really good. Spontaneous and lots cummy wam on my face. When it happens this way it was meant to be. Like the Universe says YES!
Incredible content shoots can happen at swing club bar Las Vegas Club Rendezvous in the Commercial Center. Check it out, very clean and interesting place to sex yourself.
What TV and radio shows have you been on? I was Glam Dom on the Jenny Jones Show 2002, the Jerry Springer has been after me for years (Springer will be next year 2009), live on Playboy Radio (next year 2009), KSJO radio with Zakk Tyler 2001,
San Francisco Exotic Erotic Ball Stage Performer (2003-2008),
GOTI Party 2004-2008. Sirius Satellite Radio with Howard Stern 2008
AVN Porn Convention GOTI PARTY Las Vegas 
Zoe Zane live talk radio GOTI 2008
Front Page - San Francisco Chroncile Newspaper
Folsom Street Fair 2007
What two things would other people say they like most about you? I'd say my deviant mind and the fact that I've pretty much corrupted everyone that's ever crossed my path in one way or another.
I'm dirty wicked granny, ZHell Girl (Sinerella) and Fetish Mommie aka Mistress of Methane. 2008 Cake Farting Girl cake farts
What are some of your favorite foods? See's candy, Starbucks' chocolate chip cookies, Italian and Mexican good, and cabbage asian salad with apple cider vinegar. Hot Passion Tazo Tea and Disaronna Amaretto sours on the rocks! Oh, and a good laugh from my crazy friends. Laughter is the best medicine baby! Make sure you have a gud belly laugh everyday.
How do you stay young in your mind? I run to my mirror every morning and give myself a huge smile and speak out loud to myself, "You are so cute!" I focus on 5 successful things I did for the day. What you focus on is what you get.
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What's your favorite pastime? Does it have anything to do with sex? I watch B grade sex movies, like the ones by Julie Strain I like the seduction and the foreplay. It's a turn on.
I love vampire movies. My favorite one right now is
30 Days of Night starring
Josh Hartnett. It is about sacrifice and vampires. I love super hero movies and funny movies - Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jim Carrey
Do you have any hobbies outside of having hot sex on film?
I collect dirty skin mags and newspaper for a future art project.
My exercise program for 2008-2009
1-Dancing with my iPod on the streets with my favorite music.
2-Yoga: BikramYoga "Body by Bikram" 3-4 times a week. My intention: I will have the body of 35 year old when I am 75 years old. I will dance when I am 90 and be productive. You can redesign your body. It is amazing what this customized yoga can do for you. Western culture makes us believe the flesh is weak. Total Bullshit. One pound of human flesh has so much energy in it. We tell ourselves weak and then our bodies DO weak. I did 60 straight days of Bikram Yoga and still practicing - 5 years (2008) --- whew. It keeps me young. My joke about Bikram yoga-----I call it Nazi yoga. Six marines tried one class and walked out during the class. Anyone who practices Bikram in my book is a God or Goddess! Bikram yoga shows you what you are made of. It is not for all of us, the heated room is a real challenge. When the time is right I will film myself doing naked sweaty yoga.
My intention 2009: dance like a freaking fool topless with my iPod on Las Vegas strip.
What kind of skin care do you use? I use a product called Tyra" that puts back water into the skin. The line has a skin cleanser that gets ride of aging spots. Really! Our skin is made up with huge amounts of water. My good friend Mr Bill, a biochemist, developed the product for many Hollywood starlets. This product is amazing. For Information call: 1 800 322-TYRA
or... 1 800 615-TYRA or got to the web site
What is the latest noteworthy thing you've accomplished and what is your main goal in life? I have over 100 vid clips of my videos I have produced. I am designing a brazend t-shirt line and writing a comic book (about my 20 years in the sex industry). It is about all the untold stuff of hundreds of sex workers. Get a gud laugh over our sex on Cable TV with Zoe Zane shock feitsh comedian and freaky freinds.
Ok, on to the good stuff. What's your favorite sex act? Pulling one of my legs to the side and getting nailed while your voice vibrates in my ear. It gets me crazy juicy hot; and, 2 guys at the same time. My biggest turn on August 2008 is to watch my list of naked men walk in front of me. Oh, I just got buzzed thinking of all those naked men.
I am looking at them and they say to me, "Do you like my cock?"
What's your biggest fantasy? To walk down the street in San Francisco naked in spiked heels with cum on my face.
MORNING BROADCAST: Tell me about your funny sexy live can shows "Silly Stupid Sexy" Saturday 9 AM PST.
It is improv and I go with the flow. I like the chat room where the cam viewers add their comments and I run with it. Over 800 cam viewers have watched one of my shows. The cam shows are with Camz. You can find me as "Mature Zoe Zane". When you subscribe to my membership you can see my weekly show and watch for free 300 naked girls in their cam shows. Great VIP bonus for members. What has happened on my cam shows: my huge orgasms that are real, my cake farts and sploshing cream anything, fucking and sucking dicks, and dirty talk. I love it when I let the cam viewers call me direct, talk dirty to me on my phone line.
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Zoe, what famous model's boobs, do you want to throw a cream pie at? Taylor Wane, Deaxuma and Paris Hilton.
I know drunk drugged Paris would be up for it with those B grade scary movies Paris Hilton . Down the street from my space, one of my neighbors has a life like cardboard poster of Paris Hilton in his bedroom window. She's getting pretty close.
I'm bad and will drug them all with my laughing gas.
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