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Updated September 23, 2011

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"Nursing Home Knockout Award" hottest older woman on
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Cougar Zoe Zane March 04, 2010
KRZR Rock Radio Station Fresno 7:30 AM PST. Radio phone interview: Mormon housewife to cake farts, how did you get from there to here?
The station called my home, I did the interview naked on my bed. I said, "I pick up guys at Starbucks and local grocery stores all the time. I like to check out the cucumber section thinking about their size".

Zoe Zane and Howard Stern his
Cake Farting Girl Sep 15, 2008

Zoe Zane's new manager Stretch 2011
My new shock fetish manager is on top of everything.
He's promoting my sites and career 2011

Howard Stern Show Sirius Satellite Radio 2008
It's official, Zoe Zane is Howard Stern's cake far girl 2008. Nothing is sexier that a hot MILF who farts on anything. Cake farting is vogue. Howard Stern was laughing way hard at my appearance on his show. It was the funniest thing he ever saw in years. Stern wants me back when I have my book finished. I was the topless maid, ripping farts on a creamy birthday cake. His crew was throwing cream pies left and right, tearing my hair piece off. OFM! I'm the pioneer for Diva Cake Farts on the Internet. I ripped several farts on Stern's studio in front of 17 million Sirius Satellite Radio users. Farting on a creamy cake has become a hilarious fetish. Watch Hollywood use cake farts in a main stream comedy movie. Maybe, I'll star in this comic movie as the cake farting waitress, maid, cook or bartender? Too funny, making millions laugh at women who fart.

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Zoe tell us about yourself. I'm a over 60 housewife who had 7 kids by one man. I was once married to a Mormon bishop/seminary teacher in Utah. I divorced his ungrateful ass and shit hit the fan. I told myself this whole church thang is not working. So, I went wild, turned 360 degrees to sex. I found a younger man/stud boy, headed for Las Vegas. I love Vegas where I turned my sex on full blast as a phone sex girl and played at swing club Vegas Red Rooster. I meet a full time dominatrix (she had a house of live in slaves) who mentored me in fetish/fem dom lifestyle. As I gained confidence, I started my own business as director/producer/actress and "smart ass bitch" writer.

2000-2008 Inzane Productions, my homemade porn with wild amateur housewife friends. One of my best friends is Miss Sexy Miss "Giantess". We are known for our crazy road trips in American. Kitty Foxx the most famous mature granny porn star in the 21st Century discovered me fucking around at swing club VegasRedRooster. We did lots video and Internet content together. We are famous for our two granny gang bangs at her house of sex in Vegas. Older is Bolder "Aged to Perfection" adult series with Totally Tasteless producer Eddie Daroo. More video: Exploited Wives, Wives Gone Black, Score coming soon in 2012

Now, I have my personal studio, lights and cameras, many willing hands to make it all happen. It takes a lot of patience to produce 30 minutes of amateur porn. Whew. My talents have evolved to a shock fetish artist-comedian. I can make you cum and laugh from my live cam broadcasts. Saturday 9 AM PST (weekly live cam show - subject to change)

What is your philosophy on making your homemade amateur adult videos? When I do a content or video shoot, I create an environment where people can be themselves. I encourage people to let go with my infectious personality. You can apply here. I am the One and Only Zoe Zane on the Net - Upskirt School Teacher in girdle nylons and panties.


GET N A S T I F I E D
This couch was made by
"Sofa King We-todd-id"

What are you stats? Tall Danish dancers legs 5'7" and 125 lbs. 38D-24-36 with brazen blonde with, hazel eyes. My astrological sign, Aquarius. Born January 27, 1947 in South San Francisco, California

In your own opinion, what is your best feature?
My funny quick, mind for improv and big smile.

Credits: Penthouse photographer Lorraine, OVER50 Magazine 2006 Yes, Lorraine, a Penthouse photographer saw me bouncing around
LA Adult Con asked me to do photos for a skin magazine. His wife, Taylor Wane, has the cutest English accent. Lorraine got really turned on when I flashed my pink at both of them in their LA studio. A little secret, I like men to take pics of me.

Aunt Judys: you can see me get naughty in the membership

Glory Hole City Girl 2004-2005 www.gloryholecity.com I'm a glory hole city girl 2004-2005. My first image shoot was accidental with the webmasters from Glory Hole City Las Vegas 2004-2005. It just happened, we all hit it off really good. Spontaneous, lots cummy wam on my face. When it happens this way it was meant to be. Like the Universe says YES!
Incredible content shoots happened Vegas
Club Rendezvous in the Commercial Center. Check it out, very clean, erotic club to sex yourself.

What TV and radio shows have you been on? I was Glam Dom on the Jenny Jones Show 2002, the Jerry Springer has been after me for years but turned him down several times .I will be on Playboy Radio (next year 2012), KSJO radio with Zakk Tyler 2001, San Francisco Exotic Erotic Ball Stage Performer (2003-2011), GOTI Party 2004-2012. Sirius Satellite Radio with Howard Stern 2008 and KRZR Rock Radio Station Fresno Calif March 2010

AVN Porn Convention GOTI Party Vegas

Come see me in Vegas 2012

 


Front Page - San Francisco Chronicle Newspaper
Folsom Street Fair 2007

What two things would other people say they like most about you?
I'd say my deviant mind, the fact that I've pretty much corrupted everyone that's ever crossed my path in one way or another. I'm dirty wicked granny, Fetish Mommie aka Fetish Diva Diamond

My clips4sale fetish store, cake farts, Giantess, Upskirt Nylon Teacher Full Fashion Stockings coming soon.

What are some of your favorite foods? See's candy, Starbucks' rice krispy bars, Italian and Mexican good, and cabbage asian salad with apple cider vinegar. Hot Passion Tazo Tea and Disaronna Amaretto sours on the rocks! Oh, and a good laugh from my crazy friends. Laughter is the best medicine baby! Make sure you have a BIG belly laugh everyday.

How do you stay young in your mind? I run to my mirror every morning and give myself a huge smile and speak out loud to myself, "You are so cute!" I focus on 5 successful things I did for the day. What you focus on is what you get.


LAUGHING GAS

 

What's your favorite pastime? Does it have anything to do with sex? I watch B grade sex movies, like the ones by Julie Strain I like the seduction, the foreplay. It's a turn on. I love vampires. My favorite one right now is 30 Days of Night starring Josh Hartnett. It's about sacrifice. I love super hero movies. Funny movies - Adam Sandler, Jack Black, Jim Carrey.

Do you have any hobbies outside of having hot sex on film? I collect dirty skin mags and newspaper for a future art project.

My exercise program for 2010
1-Dancing with my iPod on the streets with my favorite music. 2-Yoga: BikramYoga "Body by Bikram" 4-5 times a week. My intention: I will have the body of 35 year old when I am 75 years old. I will dance when I am 90 and be productive. You can redesign your body. It is amazing what this yoga can do for you. Western culture makes us believe the flesh is weak. Total Bullshit. One pound of human flesh has so much energy in it. We tell ourselves weak and then our bodies DO weak. I've done five 60 straight days of Bikram Yoga, still practicing into 8 years (2011) --- whew.
It keeps me young. My joke about Bikram yoga-----I call it Nazi yoga. Six marines tried one class and walked out during the class. Anyone who practices Bikram in my book is a God or Goddess! Bikram yoga shows you what you are made of. The 105 degree heated room is a real challenge. When the time is right I will film myself doing naked sweaty yoga.



What kind of skin care do you use? I use a product called Tyra" that puts back water into the skin. The line has a skin cleanser that gets ride of aging spots. Really! Our skin is made up with huge amounts of water. My good friend Mr Bill, a biochemist, developed the product for many Hollywood starlets. This product is amazing. For Information call: 1 800 322-TYRA or... 1 800 615-TYRA or got to the web site

What is the latest noteworthy thing you've accomplished and what is your main goal in life? I have over 200 vid clips of my videos. I'm developing an app for the iPhone 2011, writing a book (about my 20 years in the sex industry). It is about all the untold stuff of hundreds of sex workers.

Ok, onto the good stuff. What's your favorite sex act? Pulling one of my legs to the side and getting nailed while your voice vibrates in my ear. It gets me crazy juicy hot.....and, 2 guys at the same time. My biggest turn on August 2008 is to watch my list of naked men walk in front of me. Oh, I just got buzzed thinking of all those naked men. I'm looking at them, they say,"Do you like what you see?

What's your biggest fantasy: To walk down the streets of San Francisco
naked in spiked heels.


MORNING LIVE CAM SHOW
Cam World "Talk Dirty To Me" Saturday 9 AM PST.
It's improv, I go with the flow. I like the chat room where the cam viewers add their comments and I run with it. Over 800 cam viewers have watched one of my shows. The cam shows are with Cam World. You can find me as "Mature Zoe Zane" upskirt school teacher in girdle full fashion silk stockings . When you subscribe to my membership you can see my weekly show and watch more naked girls in their cam shows. What has happened on my cam shows: my huge orgasms that are real, cake farts, sploshing cream anything, fucking and sucking dicks.

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Zoe, what famous model's boobs, do you want to throw a cream pie at?
Sexy Miss Lizz - Deaxuma or Paris Hilton. I know Paris would be up for it.is.
Down the street from my living space, a neighbor has a life like cardboard poster of Paris Hilton in his bedroom window. She's close. Watch out Paris!


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