| Dear Mommy;
Last night ma came home drunk, and pissed off cuz she couldn't get laid down at the bar. I was passed out in her bed cuz I figgered she weren't coming home that night. Well she did, and when she saw me in her bed she flew into a rage and told me to get out. I told her I was naked and I would go to my room as soon as she left the room. She said no I would leave now, and grabbed the covers and pulled them off. I had a hard cock from sleeping, and when she saw that she grabbed it as I was getting up, and said you nasty little cocksucker what you doing in ma's bed with a hard cock? I should beat you to an inch of your life. All the time she was yelling at me she kept pulling, and squeezing my cock. I couldn't help myself; it was too much for me. I came all over her hand. She called me a disgusting pig like all the other men she's ever known, then she finally let go of my dick and slapped me in the face with her cum soaked hand. She then told me to go to bed without washing my face so I would know what a filthy beast I was. I woke up the next morning and ma couldn't remember what happened last night. I don't want to tell her cuz she might get mad again, but I sure would like her to jerk me off again. What can I do Mommy?
Signed: Horny filthy beast
Dear Beast,
I don't know who's in worse shape, you or your mother. But it sounds to me like both of you need some help before you hurt each other. What were you doing naked in your mothers bed anyway? It sounds like you are a filthy beast who is trying to use your alcoholic mother for your own pleasure, shame on you. You should be trying to support her, instead of trying to get her to play with your cock. Instead of plotting all these devious ways to get your cock in your mothers hands, mouth, or pussy you should find ways to make her feel better about herself, and you.
Best of luck,
Love Mommy
Dear Mommy;
Last month my mother had an awards dinner to go to, for which she was going to receive an award. And since she was a single mom without anybody to escort her to the dinner she asked me if I would be her escort. I was only too happy to oblige considering all the things she has done for me. I showed up at her house about 45 minutes early, all dressed up nice, and sharp in my tux. I called out to her that I was here to pick her up. She called back from her bedroom that she was still getting ready, and told me to just relax for a bit. I headed back to my old bedroom to see how it looked. (It had been 2 years since I had last seen it.) As I passed my mom's room her door was about halfway open, and I saw my mom as she was just stepping out of her robe to get dressed. I could not take my eyes off her. Her tits were nice and full with large dark areolas and thumb size nipples. Her ass was creamy, and soft with a little jiggle to it. And she had those nice long legs. I couldn't help myself I just stood there and stared while she got dressed. By the time she had finally gotten dressed I had a raging hard on. I pulled myself away and went back in the front room to try to calm myself down. My cock had settled to about half-mast when my mom came into the room, and said she was ready. When I saw her again I could feel the blood beginning to boil in my dick. It started growing as I stood up. I couldn't hide it very well, and it didn't help that my mother seemed to look right at my crotch as she told me how nice I looked. She didn't say anything about it and we left for the dinner. The rest of the evening I spent fighting my swollen dick. Every time I would look at my mother, or she would move in a certain way I would feel my dick begin to swell. Well Dear Mommy that was a month ago, and I still can't get those images of my naked mother out of my brain, I've even started masturbating to thoughts of my naked mother. What do you think I should do?
Signed: Tent in my Tux
Dear Tent,
It's perfectly normal that you saw your mother naked and it turned you on. (After all you are a man and she is a woman) I wouldn't really worry about it too much. Your mother probably noticed the bulge in your pants, and felt flattered that you found her so attractive, but didn't want to embarrass you by acknowledging the fact you had a hard-on over her. After awhile those images of your naked mother will fade and you will most likely find other images, or woman to masturbate over.
Best of luck,
Love Mommy |
